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		<title>End Days and Aftermath</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t get to ride the streets of Manhattan. The bike needed some adjustments, plus we had other plans involving Coney Island (and the impromptu purchase of a silver lamé bikini), but I did get to do a little sprint over and back on the Williamsburg bridge (which elicited several funny stares and a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t get to ride the streets of Manhattan. The bike needed some adjustments, plus we had other plans involving Coney Island (and the impromptu purchase of a silver lamé bikini), but I did get to do a little sprint over and back on the Williamsburg bridge (which elicited several funny stares and a couple conversations) then pedaled around the streets of Williamsburg before meeting my friend and a mass of locals to watch a hazy sunset over a lazy river.</p>
<p>On the way home, we passed an interesting sculpture chained to the sidewalk:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1500 aligncenter" title="A limber 2-seater" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/S1054772-375x500.jpg" alt="A limber 2-seater" width="375" height="500" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1501" title="With an instructional license plate and massive lock (foreground)" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/S1054769-375x500.jpg" alt="With an instructional license plate" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">which reminds me of a fixture of the Lower East Side, The Knit Bike:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1504" title="...which might actually be crocheted..." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/knit-bike-500x375.jpg" alt="...which might actually be crocheted..." width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(photo courtesy of S. Rice)</p>
<p>Someone recently asked me what I like so much about NYC, and though the answer largely has something to do with car-less living and wide social acceptance from anonymous crowds, the proliferation of art and culture also tends to bend my affections. Especially when a large part of it is accessible curbside.</p>
<p>Oh, and there&#8217;s the food.  In one day of my stay I had <a title="S'mac!" href="http://www.smacnyc.com/" target="_blank">gluten-free mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese</a> (and I&#8217;m not talking the normal stuff; this was rice macaroni with rosemary, melted brie, roasted figs &amp; roasted shitake mushrooms), <a title="Babycakes!" href="http://www.babycakesnyc.com/" target="_blank">gluten-free cupcakes</a> (vanilla with strawberry topping &amp; carrot cake with cream cheese frosting), and delicious <a title="Pala!" href="http://palapizza.com/" target="_blank">gluten-free pizza</a>. It was a whirl-wind of food my brain said I really really really shouldn&#8217;t be eating and though it took me practically until the end of the day to relax and enjoy the meals, I am nonetheless amazed at what is available! We topped off my stay with tacos from a Korean BBQ restaurant (fish and shitake tacos may <em>sound</em> bad but are actually excellent) and episodes from <em>Cowboy Bebop</em>, which I hadn&#8217;t seen in ages (not food-relevant, I know, but worth mentioning).</p>
<p>Although I didn&#8217;t get to ride Central Park, missed my pilgrimage to the Met, and never actually got to be in the city with Batman (we kept missing each other &#8211; he really needs to get a cell phone) I still enjoyed every moment.</p>
<p>Upon returning to Long Island, I intended to go for a ride on the less-traveled roads east of where we stayed, but after my week of what I hope is the closest I will ever come to a rock and roll life style (my sleep schedule upended, my skin inexplicably bruised, my feet scabbed from dancing shoes, my liver exhausted from booze and my lungs gasping from exposure to a city&#8217;s worth of second-hand smoke) I felt more than a little under the weather and decided to skip the ride. Plus, since I was staying with family out on Long Island, we had more pressing obligations to consume our time:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1505" title="Like tormenting household hats.  --I mean, cats." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/S1054774-500x375.jpg" alt="Like tormenting household cats." width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>(As a family, we have learned that it is essential to find Joy wherever one can. Even occasionally at the expense of small, dignified &#8211; and hopefully declawed &#8211; animals.)</p>
<p>Before I had time to recover and consider another ride, it was time for me to fly home.  Bye bye New York.  With any luck, I&#8217;ll be back soon. Next time, hopefully <em>with</em> Batman.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1509 aligncenter" title="Farewell sunrise from a wing-side seat" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/S1054781-375x500.jpg" alt="Sunrise from a wing-side seat" width="375" height="500" /></p>
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		<title>Big Apple Ride &amp; Birthday Soup</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m staying with a friend in Brooklyn and since I have my Corsa with me, I took it for a spin today. The west side has a fantastic bike trail, so I rode the full length of Manhattan twice then headed around the south end, across the Williamsburg Bridge and back to my friend&#8217;s place. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m staying with a friend in Brooklyn and since I have my Corsa with me, I took it for a spin today. The west side has a fantastic bike trail, so I rode the full length of Manhattan twice then headed around the south end, across the Williamsburg Bridge and back to my friend&#8217;s place. My bike computer is back in Florida, so I get to guess about my distance and speed, but it turned out to be a nice ride. I stayed off the roads, wanting a chance to scout out routes and local behavior toward bikers and I gotta say I&#8217;m impressed with the work the city has put toward incorporating bikes. Usually I hate bike trails, but the ones I rode worked pretty well (minus pedestrians who don&#8217;t hear &#8220;passing left&#8221; for one reason or another).  Tomorrow or Friday, I&#8217;ll take to the streets. If you&#8217;re so inclined, say a prayer for me.</p>
<p>And in the meanwhile, be sure to wish Bruce Campbell a happy belated birthday the <em>Sci Fi Wire</em> way:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1489" title="Bruce Soup" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Bruce-Soup-500x387.jpg" alt="Bruce Soup" width="500" height="387" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1491" title="Cream of Darkness &amp; Bisque o' County Jr" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Soup-Labels-A-500x386.jpg" alt="Cream of Darkness &amp; Bisque o' County Jr" width="500" height="386" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1490" title="Autolycus Cheese &amp; Gumbo Ho-Tep" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Soup-Labels-B-500x386.jpg" alt="Autolycus Cheese &amp; Gumbo Ho-Tep" width="500" height="386" /></p>
<p>Check out the website for more info, the above images and a link to PDFs you can print up and apply to nearby, unsuspecting soup cans: <a href="http://scifiwire.com/2010/06/four-labels-from-the-bruc.php">http://scifiwire.com/2010/06/four-labels-from-the-bruc.php</a></p>
<p><a href="http://scifiwire.com/2010/06/four-labels-from-the-bruc.php"></a>For Bruce&#8217;s more recent fans, commenter &#8220;brucefan&#8221; pointed out on the Sci Fi Wire page that the can labels should remind consumers to be careful when eating scalding-hot soup. Some kind of warning or perhaps a notice about the danger of getting burned&#8230;  (If you look closely, the Gumbo Ho-Tep label does include a health warning, but it bares no relation to a burn notice.)</p>
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		<title>Belated RAAM Results</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Bent Up Cycles team rolled into Annapolis some time around 3 or 3:30 am Saturday morning. My sister and I were a little delirious from lack of sleep by then so the exact timing I&#8217;ve long since forgotten, but the official finishing time was 6 days 9 hours and 50 minutes for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the Bent Up Cycles team rolled into Annapolis some time around 3 or 3:30 am Saturday morning. My sister and I were a little delirious from lack of sleep by then so the exact timing I&#8217;ve long since forgotten, but the official finishing time was 6 days 9 hours and 50 minutes for a little over 3000 miles. Woohoo!</p>
<p>While crossing the country he needed to maintain a relatively constant power output, but since Dad got to ride the last leg of the race, they told him to give it all he had. As Crew Member Bill liked to say, &#8220;We put a quarter in him and let him go.&#8221; As I understand, he went around and above 30 mph for much of the last leg, and this after six days of riding cross-country with his teammates, climbing mountains, through high altitudes, across huge plains, along interstates, at night, downhill, on bad roads and amidst bad weather. These guys amaze me. Dad, Dana, JV and Willie: you rock. You can read Dad&#8217;s ride report <a title="The Short Report" href="http://forum.bacchettabikes.com/forum2/tm.asp?m=68068" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>Considering they had just biked across the country, they looked pretty good when they rolled across the finish.  Of course, the official finish line was at a Shell station about 3 1/2 miles away. Upon arrival there, they were given a few minutes to clean up and don new jerseys, which we at the family-and-friends finish line greatly appreciated.</p>
<p>After congratulations and hugs (that were, happily, neither as sweaty nor as smelly as they would have been without the complimentary freshening-up stop), the team members got up on stage for a quick interview about their experience and a photo op, then opened a bottle of champagne with the crew to toast the accomplishment. (We got a picture of Dad holding the glass, but couldn&#8217;t catch a clear one of him drinking it. You&#8217;ll have to take my word for it.)</p>
<p>Subsequently, bikes and riders were packed into minivans with, of course, the exception of my Corsa &#8211; Dad&#8217;s borrowed backup bike for the race. In the commotion, I retrieved the beauty (oh baby, have I missed you) and spirited it away to our minivan waiting across the parking lot, then caravaned with the rest to the motel.</p>
<p>We slept a bit then spent Saturday&#8217;s remaining daylit hours wandering around Annapolis with two of his amazing crew members, Lonnie and Bill, feeding Dad multiple meals from various eating establishments. The afternoon culminated in a banquet hosted by RAAM where Dad was able to really really refuel himself with all the good, tasty, fresh, solid food he was unable to either get or digest during the race. They also received their plaques at that time.</p>
<p>Back at the motel, Dad, my sister and I sat on the back steps, enjoying the evening and talking with Dana and several crew members, one of whom is an author, researching his next book. His first one &#8211; Dead Hand Control &#8211; looks pretty awesome (and is currently on it&#8217;s way to my house), so I&#8217;ll be among those first in line for his next. One of these days I hope to publish something longer than a post, but in the meanwhile it&#8217;s neat to have the chance to talk to someone who has already been there.</p>
<p>For now, I want to applaud the riders and crew of the Bent Up Cycles team. You guys and gals did a fantastic job of kicking butt on the road and taking care of my dad. I can&#8217;t thank you enough. And to those of you who I got to know, I hope to see you again (and maybe ride with you!) sometime soon.</p>

<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/the-finish-line/' title='The Finish Line'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Finish-Line-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="The Finish Line" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/their-official-time/' title='Their Official Time'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Their-Official-Time-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Their Official Time" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/first-arrival/' title='First Arrival'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/First-Arrival-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="First Arrival" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/last-arrival/' title='Last Arrival'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Last-Arrival-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Last Arrival" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/the-team/' title='The Team'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Team-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="The Team" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/dad-daughter/' title='Dad &amp; Daughter'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Dad-Daughter-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Dad &amp; Daughter" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/plaque-n-dad/' title='Plaque n&#039; Dad'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Plaque-n-Dad-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Plaque n&#039; Dad" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/crew-chief-and-loaded-bikes/' title='Crew Chief and Loaded Bikes'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Crew-Chief-and-Loaded-Bikes-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Crew Chief and Loaded Bikes" /></a>
<a href='http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/belated-raam-results/goodbye/' title='Goodbye'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Goodbye-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Goodbye" /></a>

<p>Oh, and though we didn&#8217;t get to spend much of Father&#8217;s Day with Dad since they had to get back on the road early Sunday morning to head home, we did give him his Father&#8217;s Day gift. Can you guess <a title="Hit: You wear it over your head." href="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/2010/06/dad-dont-read-this/" target="_blank">which one we finally settled on?</a></p>
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		<title>Anticipation, Apprehension, Annapolis</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s coming down the last few hours of Dad&#8217;s team&#8217;s sprint across the US.  Bent Up Cycles is currently third in their category, but right on the tails of the team in second.  BUC is estimated to come in sometime around midnight or 1am.  Here&#8217;s the record of their time station stops as of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s coming down the last few hours of Dad&#8217;s team&#8217;s sprint across the US.  Bent Up Cycles is currently <a title="RAAM Teams Leaderboard" href="http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/rcrank.php?s_N_category_group=2&amp;s_N_Race_ID=1&amp;N_webcat_id=109" target="_blank">third</a> in their category, but right on the tails of the team in second.  BUC is estimated to come in sometime around midnight or 1am.  Here&#8217;s the <a title="Link to official, regularly-updated map" href="http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/rcracermap.php?s_N_category_group=2&amp;s_N_Race_ID=1&amp;N_webcat_id=109&amp;s_N_Year_ID=&amp;s_N_Entry_ID=2628" target="_blank">record of their time station stops</a> as of this post:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1455" title="Bent Up Cycles' RAAM Progress Map" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RAAM-Progress-Map-500x309.jpg" alt="Bent Up Cycles' RAAM Progress Map" width="500" height="309" /></p>
<p>and their <a title="Time Station Estimates" href="http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/rcfrcast.php?s_N_category_group=2&amp;s_N_Race_ID=1&amp;N_webcat_id=109&amp;s_N_Entry_IDx=2628&amp;s_N_Year_ID=" target="_blank">estimated time of arrival</a>. We just rolled into town, but it looks like we&#8217;ll be spending the next 5-6 hours rooting for them while milling about, looking for free things to do.  The good news: I brought my camera.  The bad news: I left home without Batman.</p>
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		<title>Dad, Don&#8217;t Read This</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s less than a week til RAAM starts. Dad&#8217;s been living in So Cal for the past few weeks, training for the big race and though we &#8211; the family members &#8211; don&#8217;t hear from him too often we figure that just means he&#8217;s out playing in the road. A picture taken by a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, it&#8217;s less than a week til <a title="Race Across America" href="http://www.raceacrossamerica.org" target="_blank">RAAM</a> starts. Dad&#8217;s been living in So Cal for the past few weeks, training for the big race and though we &#8211; the family members &#8211; don&#8217;t hear from him too often we figure that just means he&#8217;s out playing in the road. A picture taken by a friend confirmed this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1423" title="Original caption: &quot;Excellent, if brief, support from Team Jelly Belly.&quot;" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Dad-Jelly-Bean-Truck-500x375.jpg" alt="Original caption: &quot;Excellent, if brief, support from Team Jelly Belly.&quot;" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(Photo by <a title="Hutt's Picasa page" href="http://picasaweb.google.com/109002980349717088850/20100522200kBrevet#5474486947414640130" target="_blank">Terry Hutt</a>)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And here&#8217;s the <a title="Team Member Bios" href="http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/racerdtl.php?s_N_Year_ID=33&amp;s_N_Race_ID=1&amp;N_Entry_ID=2628&amp;N_Person_ID=4048&amp;ret_link=entrydtl.php%3Fs_N_Year_ID%3D33&amp;tblagecat_tblbiketype_tblPage=1" target="_blank">full team</a> in their recently-arrived team jerseys:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1424" title="Bent Up Cycles: The 4-Man Team!" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sdc12071-500x375.jpg" alt="Bent Up Cycles: The 4-Man Team!" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Photo by IDKW</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It&#8217;s strange to watch him prep for this from afar. I wish there was more I could do to help, but there isn&#8217;t. So, instead &#8211; since it is also almost Father&#8217;s Day &#8211; I&#8217;ve been spending my time searching for a Father&#8217;s Day Gift to give him when we see him at the finish line in Maryland. The problem is narrowing down the selection and that&#8217;s where I&#8217;m hoping that you, the readers, can help me.</p>
<p>Dad&#8217;s a diverse guy. He&#8217;s a computer nerd, a cycling geek, a mechanic &amp; handyman, an avid reader, an avid eater, a music lover, a scifi fan and myriad other things, so I&#8217;ve tried to find gifts that appeal to these qualities. The categories are as follows:</p>
<p>COMPUTERS/COMPUTING</p>
<p><a title="Think Geek!" href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/tshirtsapparel/6c49/" target="_blank">Binary &#8220;Dad&#8221; Shirt</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1427 aligncenter" title="Binary Dad Shirt from ThinkGeek.com" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Binary-Day.jpg" alt="Binary Dad Shirt from ThinkGeek.com" width="220" height="264" /></p>
<p>Though this is probably the most appropriate of all the gifts for Dad&#8217;s Day, it may also be the most (obscurely) clichéd.</p>
<p><a title="Think Geek!" href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/xkcd/dadc/" target="_blank">xkcd Sudo Shirt</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1428   aligncenter" title="xkcd sudo shirt from ThinkGeek.com" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/xkcd-sudo.jpg" alt="xkcd sudo shirt from ThinkGeek.com" width="220" height="275" /></p>
<p>Not particularly relevant to the holiday at hand, but I think it would still make him chuckle. Next category.</p>
<p>CYCLING ACCESSORIES</p>
<p><a title="Think Geek!" href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/ceca/" target="_blank">Universal Gadget Wrist Charger</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1429 aligncenter" title="Universal Wrist Charger from ThinkGeek.com" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wrist_charger.jpg" alt="Universal Wrist Charger from ThinkGeek.com" width="220" height="310" /></p>
<p>With as much as he is on the road, this might be an interesting accessory. He&#8217;s finally jumped on the cell phone bandwagon, but I don&#8217;t know if he uses it enough to warrant an on-the-go charger &#8230; but maybe we could rig it up to a charger for this:</p>
<p><a title="Tachyon Inc." href="http://www.tachyoninc.com/XCMicro.html" target="_blank">Helmet Cam</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1431 aligncenter" title="Tachyon XC Micro Helmet Cam" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helmet-cam.jpg" alt="Tachyon XC Micro Helmet Cam" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>For all the times he gets run off the road, or nearly run off the road by passing cars, documentation could come in handy.  Plus, we&#8217;d get to see what it looks like to pedal a bike really really really fast without having to actually do so.  While brings me to the couch category:</p>
<p>MULTIMEDIA</p>
<p><a title="Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Generation-Generations-Insurrection/dp/B002I9Z8GM/ref=ntt_tv_ep_opt_002" target="_blank">Star Trek Next Gen Movie Pack</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1432" title="Star Trek: The Next Generation Movie Pack" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Nextgen-pack.jpg" alt="Star Trek: The Next Generation Movie Pack" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>Granted, it&#8217;s a low-risk move, but you can&#8217;t go wrong with Jean-Luc. &#8220;On screen.&#8221; They have the set in Blu-Ray, but seeing as my parents don&#8217;t own a Blu-Ray player and still have beloved VHS tapes that get regular use I think DVDs are the good, middle-of-the-road solution where entertainment technology is concerned. On the slightly more advanced side, there&#8217;s this:</p>
<p><a title="Barnes &amp; Noble" href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nook/index.asp?r=1&amp;IF=N&amp;cm_mmc=LogicBuy-_-k77272-_-j31406567k77272-_-Get%20a%20FREE%20$50%20Gift%20Card%20when%20you%20buy%20the%20award-winning%20NOOK%20eReader!%20See%20site%20for%20deta" target="_blank">Barnes &amp; Nobles Nook eBook Reader</a></p>
<p><a title="Barnes &amp; Noble" href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nook/index.asp?r=1&amp;IF=N&amp;cm_mmc=LogicBuy-_-k77272-_-j31406567k77272-_-Get%20a%20FREE%20$50%20Gift%20Card%20when%20you%20buy%20the%20award-winning%20NOOK%20eReader!%20See%20site%20for%20deta" target="_blank"></a><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1433" title="Barnes &amp; Noble Nook" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BN-reader-500x224.jpg" alt="Barnes &amp; Noble Nook" width="500" height="224" /> Dad reads through books like fire consumes paper, so something like this would save him the trouble of carrying all those Bible-sized Neil Stephenson books on the bicycle. But since the Nook looks a little pricey, I checked gifts on the other end of the spectrum, too &#8211; the free end.</p>
<p><a title="Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002RHVBHU/?tag=vglnk-c46-20  " target="_blank">Hits from the 80s</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1434" title="Best of the 1880s, Vol. 1" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/80s-hits.jpg" alt="Best of the 1880s, Vol. 1" width="280" height="280" /></p>
<p>And who wouldn&#8217;t love adding another 80s mix CD to their collection?  Right.</p>
<p>FOOD</p>
<p><a title="Jerky Dot Com" href="http://www.jerky.com/jcb1033-k/jerky_com/exotic-jerky-gift-bag.html" target="_blank">Exotic Jerky</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1436 aligncenter" title="Buffalo, Venison, Ostrich &amp; Alligator Jerky, mmmmmm." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jerky.jpg" alt="Buffalo, Venison, Ostrich &amp; Alligator Jerky, mmmmmm." width="186" height="177" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So this looked like a nice gift a father might enjoy &#8230; Then I came across this:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a title="Sucre7" href="http://sucre7.com/bacon_moon_pie.html" target="_blank">Bacon Moon Pie</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1437 aligncenter" title="Melted Bacon Moonpie" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bacon-moonpie-2-500x334.jpg" alt="Melted Bacon Moonpie" width="400" height="267" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Can anything compare? Marshmallow, caramel, chocolate and BACON. Wow. Four BMPs ship in the US for $33, or nine for $116. Plus, the recipe comes in the box. Now <em>that&#8217;s</em> what I&#8217;m talking about. Teach a man to fish and he&#8217;ll feed on bacon moon pies for a lifetime. A shortened lifetime, but a lifetime nonetheless. But, what&#8217;s a life without a little spice?</p>
<p><a title="Tabasco" href="http://countrystore.tabasco.com/prodinfo.asp?number=00052" target="_blank">Jug o&#8217; Tabasco</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1438" title="Tabasco Gallon Jug" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Tabasco.jpg" alt="Tabasco Gallon Jug" width="250" height="250" /></p>
<p>If the bacon and chocolate aren&#8217;t enough to cause some celebratory Father&#8217;s Day heartburn, there&#8217;s always a Jug of Tabasco to aid the process. Imagine how many eggs this would top! How many nasal passages this could clear! They even offer <a title="Tabasco. Now It's Personal." href="http://countrystore.tabasco.com/prodinfo.asp?number=00061" target="_blank">personalized gallons</a>. Can&#8217;t help but think that this would make a wonderful gift for <em>someone&#8230; </em> But, I have to admit, Dad might be better off with a gallon of this:</p>
<p><a title="Popeye's" href="http://www.popeyes.com/lto.php" target="_blank">Cane Sweeeet Iced Tea</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1439" title="Popeye's Sweet Tea" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sweet-tea-crop.jpg" alt="Popeye's Sweet Tea" width="325" height="208" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Dad, I slaved all day over a hot stove buying this free iced tea. Don&#8217;t drink it all in one place. Oh, yeah, Happy Father&#8217;s Day.&#8221; Perhaps it&#8217;s a little half-hearted.  But staring at this gives me a craving for sweet tea. I wonder if they will only hand this out to fathers&#8230; &#8220;No really, my dad is right around the corner. He sent me here to pick one up. Um, and so did my other dad. Yes, I have two. And they both want a Father&#8217;s Day gallon of tea. No they can&#8217;t share. Because it&#8217;s what they got each other for Father&#8217;s Day. It&#8217;s in lieu of a card. Yeah, neither of them are crazy about cards. I got them ties.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ideally I&#8217;d get him a lifetime supply of Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups (then regularly sneak a few), but in place of that I might try this:</p>
<p><a title="Pimp That Snack!" href="http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/368/" target="_blank">Giant Peanut Butter Cup</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1440 aligncenter" title="Giant Peanut Butter Cup vs. Regular Peanut Butter Cup" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Peanut-Butter-cup.jpg" alt="Giant Peanut Butter Cup vs. Regular Peanut Butter Cup" width="400" height="266" /></p>
<p>Wouldn&#8217;t last a lifetime, but I could probably make him one on a quarterly basis for a few years. Supposedly, Reese&#8217;s already makes the <a title="Candy Blog" href="http://www.candyblog.net/blog/item/worlds_largest_reeses_peanut_butter_cups/  " target="_blank">World&#8217;s Largest Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cup</a>, but it&#8217;s nothing Guinness would be interested in.</p>
<p>And the final category:</p>
<p>MISCELLANEOUS</p>
<p><a title="Graveyard Mall (not built over a graveyard)" href="http://graveyardmall.com/2tmbf8115.html" target="_blank">Bendable Mr. Bill Figure</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1441" title="Ah, yes. It's Mr. Bill." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Mr-Bill.jpg" alt="Ah, yes. It's Mr. Bill." width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>Actually, this should probably go under the Cycling Accessories category. I originally thought it would make for a good family joke &#8211; our first cat was named Mr. Bill (and my brother played Mr. Hand) &#8211; but on second thought, while riding across America it might be nice to have a companion who knows a thing or two about physical pain. The &#8220;Ohh nooooo!&#8221; would be appropriate on those long, steep downhill stretches too&#8230;</p>
<p>And that ends the list. Direct all comments and votes to me at ks.polk@gmail.com and if you know my dad and have a better suggestion, I welcome it!</p>
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		<title>Join Us on a Journey Through Time and Space</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago we moved out of the condo and into a house.  The house itself isn&#8217;t very shocking, but it only had one other owner so the decorations are pretty much originals, and since the house was built in the 60s these are quite a trip.  For those of you who couldn&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple weeks ago we moved out of the condo and into a house.  The house itself isn&#8217;t very shocking, but it only had one other owner so the decorations are pretty much originals, and since the house was built in the 60s these are quite a trip.  For those of you who couldn&#8217;t make it to the housewarming party and for those of you who were just wondering, what follows is a photo tour, up close and personal, of the house.</p>
<p>Welcome to the living room:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="wallpapered switch" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/living-room-wallpaper-and-switch-150x150.jpg" alt="living room wallpaper and switch" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="drapes" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/living-room-drapes-150x150.jpg" alt="living room drapes" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="faux-wood paneling" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053232-150x150.jpg" alt="living room faux wood paneling" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="fan light fixture" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053252-150x150.jpg" alt="fan light fixture" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s pretty roomy and not too unique, but it leads to the kitchen which has an avacado-green oven, range and venthood!:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="venthood" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053234-150x150.jpg" alt="kitchen venthood" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="cabinet handle" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitchen-cabinet-handle-150x150.jpg" alt="kitchen cabinet handle" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="push-button stove controls" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stove-controls-150x150.jpg" alt="stove controls" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="countertop" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitchen-countertop-150x150.jpg" alt="kitchen countertop" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="oven" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053239-150x150.jpg" alt="oven" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="kitchen/family room beaded curtain divider" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitchen-divider-beaded-curtain-150x150.jpg" alt="kitchen divider beaded curtain" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>The owner even kept the manual for the range:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="Wow. This lady was ORGANIZED." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053255-375x500.jpg" alt="Wow. This lady was ORGANIZED." width="300" height="400" /></p>
<p>Attached to the kitchen is the family room which is also roomy and semi-normal:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="drapes" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/family-room-drapes-150x150.jpg" alt="family room drapes" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="lamp" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bedroom-lamp-150x150.jpg" alt="bedroom lamp" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>From there you can see the backyard which has one big oak that has swallowed a metal hook and is home to a strange, huge fern as well as some Spanish moss:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="exterior wall" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/exterior-wall-150x150.jpg" alt="exterior wall" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="spanish moss" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/spanish-moss-150x150.jpg" alt="spanish moss" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="foliage" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/foliage-150x150.jpg" alt="foliage" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="tree hook" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tree-hook-150x150.jpg" alt="tree hook" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="tree fern" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tree-fern-150x150.jpg" alt="tree fern" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="back door window pane" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/window-pane-150x150.jpg" alt="window pane" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>The 2nd bedroom is nothing crazy, but the guest bathroom has some interesting decor to go along with the squash-yellow (or is it &#8220;Harvest-Gold&#8221;) toilet and sink which are not pictured:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="curtain tieback" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2nd-bath-curtain-tieback-150x150.jpg" alt="2nd bath curtain tieback" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="wallpaper" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053116-150x150.jpg" alt="guest bathroom wallpaper" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="mirror detail" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bath-mirror-detail-150x150.jpg" alt="master bath mirror detail" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="toilet seat cover" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/S1053250-150x150.jpg" alt="guest bath toilet seat cover" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>And finally, my coup de coeur, the delightfully gaudy master bedroom &amp; bath:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="multi-colored carpet (red, orange, tangerine, yellow, light green and dark green)" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bedroom-carpet-150x150.jpg" alt="master bedroom carpet" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="bedroom drapes (with fuchsia and orange accents) " src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bedroom-drapes-150x150.jpg" alt="master bedroom drapes" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="shower curtain" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bath-shower-curtain-150x150.jpg" alt="master bath shower curtain" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="shower curtain trim" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bath-shower-curtain-trim-150x150.jpg" alt="master bath shower curtain trim" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="master bath wallpaper (yes, that IS gold glitter!)" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bath-wallpaper-150x150.jpg" alt="master bath wallpaper" width="150" height="150" /><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="master bath window bead curtain" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/master-bath-window-bead-curtain-150x150.jpg" alt="master bath window bead curtain" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>Not pictured: the avacado-green sink, toilet and tub.</p>
<p>A few friends and contractors have encouraged us to remodel (or &#8220;at least take down the wallpaper&#8221;) but if we ever do, we&#8217;ll have to sell or donate it to something. We can&#8217;t simply trash these amusing trends.  In the meanwhile, this house and it&#8217;s decor are a blast. =)</p>
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		<title>For Friends and Family</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister is still down in Santiago.  We were pretty worried this morning, but amazingly, the city hasn&#8217;t lost all communication and power lines.  So for those family members who may be wondering, she and her boyfriend and all her flatmates are ok.  We have two friends who were spending time near Concepcion and we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister is still down in Santiago.  We were pretty worried this morning, but amazingly, the city hasn&#8217;t lost all communication and power lines.  So for those family members who may be wondering, she and her boyfriend and all her flatmates are ok.  We have two friends who were spending time near Concepcion and we haven&#8217;t heard from them yet. So please keep Jano and Carissa in your prayers.</p>
<p>Update:  Just heard from a friend that Jano and Carissa are ok, that they got picked up by someone from the US Embassy and are on their way back to Santiago!  Hallelujah!</p>
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		<title>Bike Your Heart Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow! What a weekend! Despite the cold, windy weather we had a great time at Sebring (and I may have fallen for this race thing). Here&#8217;s a recount of the happenings:
Thanks to the long weekend, Mom was able to fly to Florida to help crew for the race.  On Friday we met up with some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! What a weekend! Despite the cold, windy weather we had a great time at Sebring (and I may have fallen for this race thing). Here&#8217;s a recount of the happenings:</p>
<p>Thanks to the long weekend, Mom was able to fly to Florida to help crew for the race.  On Friday we met up with some friends to caravan to Sebring:  Dad rode with Matt, his wife Lisa, their son Trevor and Matt&#8217;s Aero, while Mom and I toted Dad&#8217;s Aero and three beautiful black Corsas: Lisa&#8217;s, Trevor&#8217;s and mine.</p>
<p>After a quick carpool down from the St. Pete area, we registered for the race at the Sheraton next to the <a title="Satellite view on Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sebring_satellite.png" target="_blank">race</a><a title="Track configuration on Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sebring_International_Raceway.svg" target="_blank">way</a>, had some dinner and settled into our motel for a night&#8217;s rest.  My alarm when off a little before 4am Saturday morning and I headed straight for the room&#8217;s lamentably tiny coffee maker.  Dad &#8211; the one of us <em>without</em> the caffeine habit &#8211; popped right out of bed and started getting ready.  He hadn&#8217;t slept all night, but apparently this is normal for him the night before a race.  Yikes!</p>
<p>We arrived at the track a bit before 5:30 and started prepping our bikes, fuel, water and tailboxes.</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1171 aligncenter" title="Pre-dawn prep" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052929-500x375.jpg" alt="Pre-dawn prep" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1172 aligncenter" title="Reflectors charged and ready!" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052930-500x375.jpg" alt="Reflectors charged and ready!" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1174 aligncenter" title="The van setup" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052931-500x375.jpg" alt="The van setup" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1173 aligncenter" title="God bless the ajar-door dome light" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052934-500x375.jpg" alt="God bless the ajar-door dome light" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">We were scheduled to start at 6:30, ride <a title="Link to track map" href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=114286261702679258172.00047b01b234b3a0e96e8&amp;z=16" target="_blank">a few laps around the track</a> then head out on the <a title="Link to long loop map" href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=114286261702679258172.00047af0f6973971588c2&amp;ll=27.584981,-81.417618&amp;spn=0.421144,0.614548&amp;z=11" target="_blank">long loop</a> and after completing the track laps and the long loop, we would have ridden 100 miles.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">At registration the night before, each rider was given a number to affix to their bike or clothing, a poker chip with their number on it (to toss into a bucket at the long loop turnaround checkpoint), and a little blue timing chip that hangs from the front wheel quick-release skewer and registers the time of each lap:</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1176 aligncenter" title="Timing chip" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tag-closeup-500x294.jpg" alt="Timing chip" width="500" height="294" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Everyone lined up at the start after initially registering their timing chip, and in the dark it was quite a flashy show of taillights, headlights, LED blinkies and reflectors:</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1177 aligncenter" title="The starting line a few minutes before everyone got serious" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052941-500x375.jpg" alt="The starting line a few minutes before everyone got serious" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">This was my first race, so I lined up near the back and took a leisurely start.  Supposedly there was a lead vehicle, but I wasn&#8217;t anywhere near the front and so can&#8217;t comment on that.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Eventually they redirected us out to the open road, and other than the cold, the nasty headwind and an 8 mile wrong-turn detour, it was a wonderful ride.  The route leads out into the countryside and zigzags through cattle ranches and orange orchards so the ambient aromas alternated between the lovely scent of orange zest in the morning dew and that all-too-familiar smell from the Texas roads we&#8217;re used to: wet cow poo.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">The fast group (which included my Dad!) rolled in from the long loop, finishing that initial 100 miles in about 4 hours and 45 min.  I took a lot longer: about 7 hours 20 minutes (fyi, you can sing a lot of songs to yourself over 7 hours, but it helps if you or at least the cows know the lyrics).</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">After completing the long loop, we were sent out to do as many <a title="Link to short loop map" href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=114286261702679258172.00047ab04fac9620a637d&amp;z=14" target="_blank">short loops</a> (at 11.7 mi each) as we could before 5:45pm, at which time we were redirected onto the raceway to do as many laps on the track as possible (at 3.7 mi each) until 6:30pm for the 12 hour riders, or 6:30am for the 24 hour riders.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">During a break between two of the short loops, Mom introduced me to a man named Jim who was crewing for another Bacchetta rider.  He recognized me from this blog, and I don&#8217;t think he knew how much it thrilled me to know I have a reader I&#8217;m not related to. (Although, Family, I am delighted that you read my stories. And know that I certainly enjoy yours. That means you, <a title="Top Gun" href="http://www.ridetwisties.com/topgun.htm" target="_blank">Uncle John</a>!) <a name="JimsPics"></a>Yesterday Jim emailed me some pictures he took during the event. Hopefully he won&#8217;t mind if I repost them here:</p>
<div id="attachment_1188" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 309px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1188  " title="Me behind bars" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/P2131372-374x500.jpg" alt="Me behind bars" width="299" height="400" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Taken by Jim Dibble</p></div>
<div id="attachment_1189" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 309px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1189  " title="Dad passing through" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/P2131400-374x500.jpg" alt="Dad passing through" width="299" height="400" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Taken by Jim Dibble</p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;">He&#8217;s got more great photos of the race posted on a <a title="Jim's pics" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/13652097@N06/sets/72157623433967068/show/with/4356283977/" target="_blank">Fickr slideshow</a>. Thanks for posting them Jim!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And here are a few from my mom:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1193 aligncenter" title="John Tanner and Dad between short loops" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/john-and-dad-500x298.jpg" alt="John Schlitter and Dad between short loops" width="400" height="238" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: 0px initial initial;" title="Me starting my last lap" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/another-lap-500x227.jpg" alt="Me at the finish line" width="400" height="182" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1191 aligncenter" title="On the track" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/katy-on-track-500x402.jpg" alt="Me on the track" width="400" height="322" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">After I finished the 12-hour race (I did 154 miles officially and 162 counting the bonus miles), Mom continued to crew for Dad while I hit the awards ceremony then took Matt and Lisa up on the offer to use the shower in their hotel room.   Partially thawed and slightly refreshed I hobbled back over to the pit, helped crew for a couple of Dad&#8217;s laps, then passed out on the floor of the minivan for about six hours.  Mom woke me around 2am to trade off &#8211; she slept while I crewed for Dad the remainder of the race.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Highlights of the night&#8217;s downtime included listening to an Italian rider&#8217;s crew yell at him in Italian and listening to nearby Bacchetta crew people joke about the different misnomers they&#8217;ve encountered for recumbents: &#8220;What&#8217;s up with those incumbent bikes?&#8221; &#8220;Well, the problem is when the party isn&#8217;t yours&#8230;&#8221; and &#8220;How about those recombinant bikes?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s that unnatural DNA&#8230;&#8221; What a great group. =)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1183 aligncenter" title="Neighboring pit crews, thawing riders and in the background, the finish line." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052950-500x375.jpg" alt="The finish line" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1184 aligncenter" title="The rest of the pit, after most crews have packed up and left" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/the-pit-500x375.jpg" alt="The pit after most crews have packed up" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Dad hit his goal of 400 miles with plenty of time to spare and only a handful of riders remaining on the track.  He went back out to ride several more laps, came in for a break to thaw his hands in front of a propane-fueled heater, then headed out again. When we could no longer defrost his completely immobile fingers, he finally called it a night. Or morning. Or whatever.  All told he rode about 427 miles.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">They held the award ceremony for the 24-hour racers around 7am Sunday. Dad won first in his division (55-59, male, recumbent) and 3rd (we think) overall (the final results haven&#8217;t officially been posted online yet, but some unofficial results can be found <a title="Look for &quot;Bike Sebring&quot; under the right column &quot;Recent RaceSmith Event Results and Photos&quot;. Several of these stats are incorrect, but will hopefully be changed in the near future." href="http://www.racesmith.com/" target="_blank">here</a>).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1181 aligncenter" title="Yahoo!" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/award-500x375.jpg" alt="Yahoo!" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Especially amazing were all the females riding recumbents in the 24-hour race:  Sarah Kay Carrell, Sandy Earl, Shellene Foster and Peggy Petty were unbelievable! Go ladies, go!</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">With the race over, the awards distributed and the sun back in the sky, we called to wake up Matt, Lisa and Trevor, then started packing up for the ride home.  While we were prepping for the return trip, Sebring was gearing up for another day of racing:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1178 aligncenter" title="Normally I couldn't care less about cars, but..." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052964-500x375.jpg" alt="S1052964" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1179 aligncenter" title="...some warrant a double-take" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/S1052972-500x375.jpg" alt="S1052972" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">We eventually got on the road and though Dad and I had the best of intentions to stay awake and help keep our drivers alert, we both passed out shortly into the ride home.  Ah well.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And after unpacking everything upon our return we had the best of intentions to stay awake and do our ride reports, but shortly into our time home we both passed out for a good 8-9 hour nap.  Between 9 and 10pm we managed to crawl out of bed for a few hours before passing out for another full night&#8217;s sleep.  Now we are fully rested and working on recovering.  With some tender care to our joints, we&#8217;ll be back on the bikes mid-week, ready to do more centuries.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">With a lot more training, I hope to log 200+ miles in next year&#8217;s 12-hour race, and there&#8217;s no telling what Dad will do.  Between now and then we&#8217;ll just keep riding as often and as far as possible.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Maybe it&#8217;s time to start thinking about that New York trip again&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Oh, and for those of you who are counting, some Quick Stats:</p>
<p style="line-height: 17px;">Stampedes: 0 (for local Sebring cows, this bike invasion is annual &#8211; nothing surprises them)</p>
<p style="line-height: 17px;">Roadside Pees: 1</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been riding and working a lot lately, but finally finished Part 2.  It came out a bit more bitter than I would have liked, but for those of you who know French Canada, but don&#8217;t call it home, you&#8217;ll understand why.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been riding and working a lot lately, but finally finished Part 2.  It came out a bit more bitter than I would have liked, but for those of you who know French Canada, but don&#8217;t call it home, you&#8217;ll understand why.</p>
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<p>My Saturday morning in Montreal started out wonderfully with an hour of training Kali at <a title="GAMMA" href="http://www.montrealmartialarts.com" target="_blank">Philip Gelinas&#8217; school</a>.  The class was great! His technique was fluid and powerful, his instruction interesting and clear, and his students kind and talented.  I wish I could have stayed longer. Hopefully I&#8217;ll have the chance to train with him again someday. Unfortunately, my friend and I had other plans to see more of Montreal, so we thanked Phil and his students, got cleaned and changed, then went in search of food.</p>
<p>Someone we met earlier in the trip had recommended one restaurant to my friend.  Supposedly it was nearby, but it was only after half an hour of walking around in the below freezing weather that we finally found the restaurant several blocks away from where we thought it&#8217;d be. It turned out to be a breakfast place serving lots of pancakes and bread and fruit and syrup; we had hoped for something more substantial, so we asked for recommendations and set out again into the cold.</p>
<p>We repeated this sequence six or seven times and every restaurant we checked out was either closed or a deli-style sandwich shop.  We added an additional 20 city blocks to our first 8-10 on what we had expected to be a 3 block walk and still hadn&#8217;t found what we were looking for.</p>
<p>I had only dressed for a quick downtown stroll &#8211; leggings, jeans, undershirt, shirt, sweater, wool coat, wool socks, cotton socks, boots, hat, hood and leather gloves (you&#8217;d think that&#8217;d be enough) &#8211; and the cold, having penetrated my clothes, was working it&#8217;s way down to my bones.  My friend (who hadn&#8217;t even brought his gloves) was feeling a little frosty too. So with our stomachs growling angrily, we broke down and hailed a cab.</p>
<p>We told the driver what we were looking for and he, of course, knew just the place.  When he began to rave about how the restaurant had signed photos of all the famous people who have eaten there, I started to worry.</p>
<p>He dropped us off at the curb just past <a title="Famous people eat here!!!" href="http://www.schwartzsdeli.com/index_eng.html" target="_blank">Schwartz&#8217;s Deli</a> (&#8221;World Famous Smoked Meat&#8221;).  As we were exiting the cab he proudly said we would probably have to wait in line for a table.  Ok, not a prob&#8211;  Wait, that line of people piling up OUTSIDE the building? @&amp;*$.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s recap:  a cabbie picks up two people, obviously &#8211; <em>visibly -</em> freezing, talking about how cold they are and how much they want a big plate of hot meat, then takes them to a restaurant where he knows they will have to wait outside.  Probably a good intention, just not really thought through.</p>
<p>Moving on:  once inside the teeny restaurant, we shared an elbow-to-elbow table with four people from Toronto (I think) who actually turned out to be really kind and fun to talk to.  The smoked brisket was nice considering we were still thawing out, and though it tasted alright it was a little dry.  They had mustard and steak sauce available at every table because the meat needed it.  Our tablemates asked us excitedly if we liked the meal, and I said it was good but, unfortunately, I&#8217;m a terrible liar.  My friend apologized for me though: &#8220;She&#8217;s from Texas and I forget that it&#8217;s hard to impress her when it comes to beef.&#8221;</p>
<p>And that got me dreaming about Lockhart brisket and Elgin sausage. About the tender barbecue brisket of <a title="Brisket-lovers eat here!!!" href="http://www.kreuzmarket.com/index.shtml" target="_blank">Kreuz Market</a> (&#8221;No Sauce, No Forks&#8221;). About how the restaurant compromises and offers a seasoning salt (delicious enough to eat on it&#8217;s own) meant for those who have never tasted perfect brisket and are in the habit of blindly putting <em>something</em> on their beef before sampling it.  Thankfully, new Kreuz customers usually show up with a friend or family member who&#8217;s a returning customer; someone who invariably acts as a guide and who has to remind the newcomers how each person must inevitably wrestle with their own decision of whether to mix the independently perfect tastes of meat and seasoning or eat them separately.  How most of us have to try a little of both.</p>
<p>But back to Montreal and Schwartz&#8217;s.  Uh, the fries were excellent.  And the dill pickles were good.  Tasty ketchup, too.</p>
<p>After being shuffled out to make room for those literally standing out in the cold, we realized we weren&#8217;t far from the hotel and decided to make the walk back, having warmed up a bit from the body heat of those who had been sitting within inches of us.  The walk, though chilly, proved worth it because we happened upon this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1147" title="Who thinks this was comissioned?..." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/aliens-wall-500x375.jpg" alt="aliens wall" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>an amazingly complex, detailed graffiti mural of &#8220;Aliens&#8221; aliens (and maybe some others mixed in for variety. I&#8217;m nerdy, but not that much of a Sci-Fi movie buff. All apologies.) Here&#8217;s a closeup:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="Aliens Detail" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/half-wall1-375x500.jpg" alt="half wall" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p>Beautiful, no?  (And gruesome. I know, I know.)</p>
<p>Naturally, we had to stop to take pictures of Batman:</p>
<p><img style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="Ears &amp; Wall" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ears-and-wall-500x375.jpg" alt="ears and wall" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Ahem. Of BATMAN.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1148 aligncenter" title="There he is!" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/batman-in-snow-and-wall-b1-375x500.jpg" alt="batman in snow and wall - b" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1149" title="Unglovened camera-operating fingers starting to freeze..." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Bman-Aliens-500x375.jpg" alt="Bman Aliens" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1150" title="Ok - ONE more picture, but after this pose we HAVE to go." src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Bman-Full-Aliens-b1-500x375.jpg" alt="Bman Full Aliens - b" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>After returning to the hotel, spent most of the rest of the night inside, except for an excursion for Tequila which ended up necessitating 3 cab rides.  Apparently liquor stores close sometime around 5pm or 6pm on Saturday afternoons.  That is not a typo. (Oh Quebec, how I&#8217;ve come to loathe you.)</p>
<p>After that, it was an early night.  Thanks to my first stint on Priceline, my flight left at 6:35am, so I was up by 3:30am to be at the airport 2ish hours in advance.  With the low volume of passengers travelling at those pre-dawn hours it would have been plenty of time, however the airport had everyone waiting in a series of six lines.  One line to get bag tags (suddenly carryons aren&#8217;t allowed &#8211; only one personal item), one line to have your carryons sent downstairs, one line for preliminary ID and boarding pass screening, one line for regular security (metal detector, xray the bags, random screening, etc.), one line for customs (which actually turned out nicely as we didn&#8217;t have to deal with it after landing in the States), and another line for more security (full pat-downs and thorough searches of personal items for everyone! yay!).</p>
<p>If you count the lines you had to stand in at security and customs after standing in the big line, it&#8217;s actually eight lines total.</p>
<p>Montreal, we need to talk.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[So recently we&#8217;ve been biking every other day, if not every day, in preparation for some nearby brevets and eventually, Bike Sebring.  Unfortunately, central Florida&#8217;s forecasts have been particularly dismal for the weekends lately, so we&#8217;ve yet to actually attend any events.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So recently we&#8217;ve been biking every other day, if not every day, in preparation for some <a title="Gainesville" href="http://gccfla.org/brevet/brevets.html" target="_blank">nearby</a> <a title="Jupiter" href="http://www.floridarandonneurs.com/Calendar.htm" target="_blank">brevets</a> and eventually, <a title="Take that, cars." href="http://www.bikesebring.org/" target="_blank">Bike Sebring</a>.  Unfortunately, central Florida&#8217;s forecasts have been particularly dismal for the weekends lately, so we&#8217;ve yet to actually attend any events.</p>
<p>After viewing the forecast two weeks ago, a trip to snow-blanketed Montreal sounded more appealing than biking in Lycra in Florida&#8217;s below-freezing conditions.  The trip was a short one but it did have a number of highlights.  For instance, the hotel room had a nice view of downtown Montreal &#8211; good for guests and crimefighters alike:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1080" title="The Dark Knight over Daylit Montreal" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052845-500x375.jpg" alt="The Dark Knight over Daylit Montreal" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>and more importantly, the room had a wonderful heater (considering that it got down to around minus 20 C, factoring wind chill, during the daytime.)</p>
<p>I arrived Thursday night and had arranged to participate in a class at Philip Gelinas&#8217; school, The <a title="GAMMA" href="http://www.montrealmartialarts.com" target="_blank">Gelinas Academy of Mixed Martial Arts</a>, Saturday morning.  I have always heard wonderful things about his fighting style as well as his teaching abilities and reveled at the opportunity to meet and train with him.  So the day before the class, my friend and I stopped by the gym to scout out the location and preview the facilities.  After introducing ourselves and promising to return the next day, we headed out to explore more of downtown Montreal and stumbled upon a gem right across the street from the academy.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1081" title="Batman Goes to Church" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052742-500x375.jpg" alt="Batman Goes to Church" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1082" title="Double take" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052741-500x375.jpg" alt="Double take" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>We walked around the side of the <a title="In English ou en français!" href="http://www.stjamesunitedchurchmontreal.com/" target="_blank">St James United Church</a> then, out of curiosity, decided to peek inside. The interior immediately stunned us.  Numerous stained glass windows lining the side and back walls aided a huge central chandelier in gently lighting the large, deep, vaulted space. Radiating ranks of rich, well-oiled wood shone in the diffused light, each pew polished gradually over the years by the caresses of countless patrons navigating the rows, by grasps stabilizing those devoted bodies politely invited to rise and be seated time and again.  Even the aged cushions &#8211; still stuffed with horsehair &#8211; whispered hints of endurance and faith.</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="Balcony View" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052807b-500x375.jpg" alt="From the upper deck" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="size-medium wp-image-1098 aligncenter" title="Chandelier Detail" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052812b-500x375.jpg" alt="Chandelier" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1089" title="One of myriad beautiful stained glass windows" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052781b-375x500.jpg" alt="One of myriad beautiful stained glass windows" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1091" title="Another" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052840-375x500.jpg" alt="Another" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1108" title="Rose window from the staircase" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052843b-432x500.jpg" alt="Rose window from the staircase" width="432" height="500" /></p>
<p>Without a doubt, however, the focus of the quiescent room was the magnificent pipe organ.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1086" title="Quite the set of pipes" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052743b-375x500.jpg" alt="Quite the set of pipes" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">As we wandered around, a professional organist practicing his repertoire floated the huge space with gentle melodies, while slowly flooding the room with imperceptibly crescendoing layers of chords.  We later found out he isn&#8217;t the regular organist for the church &#8211; his normal church was closed and his organ inaccessible &#8211; and that St. James makes a regular habit of offering it&#8217;s facilities to musicians like him.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">While marveling over the majestic display of pipes, my friend and I got into a disagreement over the mechanics of the organ.  Although I was (partially) wrong I&#8217;m glad it happened because to resolve the argument we turned to a nearby docent in a pastor&#8217;s beard &amp; sweater who had been strolling up and down the aisles, awaiting just such a circumstance.  Delighted at the question and our interest, he described the organ&#8217;s design as well as this particular organ&#8217;s history.  He invited us to view it (and the organist) up close while describing it&#8217;s functions. The organist paused his performance to demonstrate the instrument&#8217;s ability and potential alongside the docent&#8217;s descriptions.  Apparently, when they (pardon the pun) pull out all the stops and employ the largest, lowest-toned pipes (which are made of wood rather than metal), the sound literally shakes the plaster off the walls of the sanctuary.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1095" title="Front, left panel - the missing plaster is supposedly due to the holiday concerts" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/S1052787b-500x375.jpg" alt="Front, left panel - the missing plaster is supposedly due to the holiday concerts" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Our docent continued to give us a guided tour of the expansive church.  He showed us the rooms for their myriad charitable programs for the homeless and needy, including an impressively efficacious art and writing program, a soup kitchen, food bank, mission office, and a day lounge where those living on the streets were invited to repose and congregate during Montreal&#8217;s days &#8211; the temperatures of which are often below freezing.  We thanked our guide while stressing how moving it was to witness a church offer such stable, useful, functional charitable efforts.  Upon exiting, we both agreed, &#8220;This is what a church SHOULD be.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">We continued our meandering into the Old Town section of Montreal and stopped by the city&#8217;s basilica, Notre Dame:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1114 aligncenter" title="That's me, lower right-hand corner" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Notre-Dame-375x500.jpg" alt="Notre Dame" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">but found out they charge a fee for entry.  After the experience at St. James, it just didn&#8217;t seem worth it.  So we continued our tour of downtown and Old Town:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1115 aligncenter" title="Building across from Notre Dame" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Across-from-Notre-Dame-375x500.jpg" alt="Across from Notre Dame" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">and after breaking down to buy some warm hats and postcards, we retired to <a title="This way to great food! (Airline fare not included.)" href="http://www.stashcafe.com/" target="_blank">Stash Cafe</a>, a Polish restaurant in Old Town, to warm up with some comforting soup: borsch (beet soup) for me &amp; flaki (tripe soup) for my friend.  The restaurant was in an old building with a number of other businesses which all shared one set of restrooms, reached only by scaling an awesome, gothic staircase:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1116 aligncenter" title="Batman's 'Case" src="http://www.ifyouwerewondering.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Batmans-Case-375x500.jpg" alt="Batman's Case" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The rest of the day was spent in the underground tunnels and in the hotel because the temperatures continued to drop.  Not much else to report &#8230; until Part II.</p>
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